Why are my favorite rockers Scots?

I am watching VH-1 Classics this evening. Highly entertaining for this Son of The Eighties. Look! The Outfield! Love them! Del Amitri... can't do better than Del Amitri. The Waterboys, L O V E the Waterboys. Big Country...how ever did they get a guitar to sound like highland pipes? What have these in common? They are all from, or have integral members hailing from, the Land of the Thistle. What is it about Scottish rockers that so appeals to me? I know the literary tradition of Scotland is formidable. Might explain why one infused with that culture would produce poetic pop music.

Does the time change bother you?

My dear husband has been laughing at me for the last month and a half because I have been talking about "falling behind" and how it is going to screw up my life - at least for a week. Let's just say if they put it to a vote to stay on one time zone I would be all for it. I know there are a few states that don't change their time and if they were located even remotely close to Willowick, I would be all over it. Just in case you were wondering, I hate to "Spring Ahead" too. Oh dear, only 6 more months until my life gets all screwed up again.

What is up with this??

Ok - I know I'm a few days late, but I've been busy. Why does the media make a big deal out of people's sexual preferences that athletes and celebrities feel the need to announce who they prefer to spend quality time with??? Sheryl Swoopes announced that she is a lesbian although she wasn't born that way. Ya think? In fact she was married at one point and has a seven year old son. The person I feel sorry for in this whole mess is her son, but getting back to the point - why do people feel the need to announce who they like to have special time with?? Why does our country make such a big deal about it. When I saw the headlines - the first thing that came to my mind was "I really do not need to know this". It just drives me nuts.

Like I said....WhiteSox in 4!

OK.....congratulations to Ozzie Guillen.....oh, wasn't he the one that said, in early septermber, with the Tribe breathing at Chicago's heels, that if the Sox won the World Series, he would retire from baseball?
Well, it was a good run Ozzie! I'm sure that you can find work in Venezuela. Houston looked like the Indians....losing by one run in almost every game...close, but no cigar. The dream season is over now.

Payday!

Paul Konerko just hit a grand slam to put Chicago ahead in the seventh inning of game two of the World Series. He will be a free agent when the season ends. Just what dollar amount would you affix to that one swing of the bat? At least $250,000, if you ask me.

I will never drink Gatorade again.

I don't drink a lot of Gatorade, I'm not an athlete, so if you have large holdings of PepsiCo (PEP) in your portfolio, sleep well. The reason for my boycott? A commercial just aired in the World Series telecast that showed Michaels Jordan missing "The Shot". It is not funny to play with the emotions of Cleveland sports fans. What is next? Red Right 88 results in a TD? Jose Mesa gets those final outs? Ernest Byner hangs on to the infernal pigskin. Like I said, Gatorade shall never pass my lips again!!!

Cleveland sports fans, drink your conscience! H2O is the way to go!!!!!

Time for predictions!

White Sox in six.

Not that I am happy about it. I'm considering rooting for the Astros. I like the way the killer B's play the game. On the other hand, the White Sox also play the game really fundamentally well (obviously) . If the Sox do win, it might salve the wound inflicted on Indians fans in the last week of the season. How? Here is the twisted logic; it is better that the team that dominates you dominate everyone. This way we Wahoo lovers can say; "See! The Tribe fell under a crushing juggernaut! Who could expect anything else?"

But I'd really like to see the Astros fans give Ozzie the choke sign when it is all over!

how does one post a photo?

Having just figured out how to blog...I now wonder how to include pix with the blog, or in my profile. Please help, oh blogmeisters!
Aahh, now I have figured it out! All of you fellow bloggers now know what I look like!

Stop Me When I Am Lying: What will I read on Sundays?

I just learned of the passing of long time Cleveland scribe, Hal Lebovitz. I have missed his Sunday colum for the past 2 weeks, and now will miss it forever. It was always the 1st thing that I would read on Sundays. Hal always seemed to have the real scoop.

The White Sox will win the World Series.

I am not a fan Of Ozzie Guillen. And my beloved Indians are Central Division rivals of the CHW. But it is evident to me that the South Side Sox are this year's team to take it all. If for no other reason, they will be well rested. Their bullpen is ridiculously well rested. Which begs the question, "Can a team be too rested?" I don't think so.

I think the Astros will be the NL representative. I don't feel strongly about it, but I would prefer St. Louis. Why? Who knows? I quess I like the traditional look of the uniforms. Possibly the lamest reason to pick a team. Thank God I'm not a betting man.

Did you know..

Did you know you can blog from your cell phone? I just did!

What a football Saturday that was!

Did you watch the college games on TV yesterday? Particularly Penn State v. Michigan or USC v. Notre Dame? Both games had cliff hanging, stomach turning endings. In both cases I was rooting for the team that lost it with seconds to go. Never mind that, though. I never place a wager on sports, so no real harm came of it. This is why I like college ball so much more than pro; the student sections and marching bands go nuts on every play. The players have often waited four years to play one particular rival on one particular Saturday. When seconds are left on the clock and there are no more "get 'em next year" for the seniors, there is real emotion. In the grand scheme of life does it matter? Not really. But it sure is fun.

By the way, the mighty Bowling Green State University Falcons were victorious!

I'm with the Infidel Crusaders

I've spent this evening catching up on some of my favorite blogs. (They will make the blogroll at the left soon). So I almost forgot to post at "Stop Me When I Am Lying". I want to make it at least a week before I abondon the daily post.

Be that as it may, I came across that al Qa'ida letter that was released by the Director of National Intelligence. It seems #2 (al-Zawahiri ) tells #3 ( al-Zarqawi) to (Im para-phrasing) "Hang in there buddy, this war is being waged in the media as much as it is being waged with munitions. And you know how the American media is. Remember Viet Nam? P. S. Send money"

Actual quote:

"You might ask an important question: What drives me to broach these matters
while we are in the din of war and the challenges of killing and combat?

My answer is, firstly: Things may develop faster than we imagine. The aftermath of the collapse of American power in Vietnam-and how they ran and left their agents-is noteworthy. Because of that, we must be ready starting now, before events overtake us, and before we are surprised by the conspiracies of the Americans and the United Nations and their plans to fill the void behind them. We must take the initiative and impose a fait accompli upon our enemies, instead of the enemy imposing one on us.."

The comparison of Operation Iraqi Freedom and Viet Nam is flawed on several levels.

• The fact is, Iraq isn't a small containment operation that ballooned.
• The fact is, the Iraqis are actually voting to ratify a constitution this week.
• The fact is, that the American soldier and Marine are volunteers this time around.

All these facts contrast 'Nam. The constant is the media. If you follow the link above and read the letter, you will see that the polygamous Islamofacists are relying on their unwitting (I pray) dupes in the press to spin events in the manner the terrorists desire. I'm sure the bastards will not be disappointed.

As an aside, note how al-Zawahi laments that his favorite wife was killed by the Infidels. Would it been OK with him if his third favorite wife was killed?

Four More Years! (at least)

Hard to believe Joyce K and I tied the knot, got hitched, entered into wedded bliss four years ago today. I know this might not sound right, but it seems longer. Not in the way that unpleasant things seem to last longer that enjoyable things, just the opposite. We are so settled in a comfy house with two delightful and amusing kids, it just does not seem possible that I was a bachelor so recently. Happy anniversary, [insert embarassing pet name here]!!!!

How do I work this thing

I'm new to this blogging thing. So I have some time today, I thought I should post. I go to the website my dearly beloved husband gives me. I read what everyone has blogged before. Then I think ok - how in the heck to I add something. So I click on the BlogThis! at the top of the screen, I get this pop up menu and here is hoping that it works. Of course you have to sign in with your user name and password. Oh dear - what is my password?? So many passwords - but that is for another blog. Hope this thing works!!

ALCS on HDTV

As I type, the White Sox and the "Los Angeles Angels of Los Angeles County, closer to Mexico than Cleveland is but not as close as El Paso" are battling. We are pulling the signal off of the ether via a cheepo amplified antenna on a smaller than your average HDTV set. But BOY! It is FABULOUS! Sweet Lou Pinnella is making wry observations in Dolby 5.1. Now this is living!!!!

It was six years ago today...

That the Tribe lost to the Red Sox and saw their season end. But the day wasn't all bad. Joyce K and Matthew K met on (what can now be called) a blind date to go to the game. Joyce kept book and bought me a beer at the ballpark. Brother Drew and Da Bum brokered the deal. Little could they have known what they were starting. Thanks guys!

My new job

This has been a year of change for my husband and I. Both of us were forced to take new jobs. I think we both ended up with good jobs - only time will tell. So far I like my job. My boss is super nice. I haven't seen him too mad -- lucky for me. He believes in having a family is ok - with 5 kids I would hope so. Some days it is pure craziness and other days (like when he is out of the office) I feel like I can breathe and think clearly without being on guard. I however did not get any new clothes, but I did buy myself a pair of new shoes. I think I could stand to buy another pair - this time brown. I have to keep my eye on a good sale.

Day three and day one.

Well folks, this is my third day on Blogger and so far I am pleased with ease of use and such. Expect this solo act to be a duet, trio or quartet soon.

This was also my first day on the new job. Observations:

1. I know where the water cooler is.
2. I know the (first) names of the majority of the people in my department. It is a small department, mind you.
3. Tomorrow I will ask where the men's room is. That is one of those things I would really feel strange asking for the first time in week two.
4. My boss uses Blogger, too.
5. It was particularly good to see the smiling faces of the wife and my boys at the end of the day.

Two Days, Two Posts. I'm batting 1.000

I don't claim to be profound or prolific, just consistent. You might know that tomorrow is "Back To Work Day". I'm starting a new job Monday. This is the first time I've started a new job in more than ten years. (Discounting my usher gig for the Captains, but that first day was also the third day of being a first-time dad so let's just say starting a new part time job wasn't my only worry at the time). Since there is an autumn chill in the air, it feels like back to school. I even bought new shoes. I'm wondering how long it will take before I settle into a routine. I'm not one who really fears change. But I like consistency. Knowing what to expect. Not having to give any thought to "Where is that water cooler?" or "What is that guy's name?". Share your do's and don'ts for starting a new job in the comments.

Why blog? Why now?

An excellent question, my friend (or brother, or stranger)! If you can't be a trailblazer, you might as well follow in the fresh tracks of the big wagons that precede you. Since about 1998 I have published a vanity website. My musings were shared with family and friends and the odd miscreant who stumbled upon my site. It had (has) a forums section, published via FrontPage. It still exists, but I don't have the inclination to maintain it. So, here we go.

My plan is this; a core group of trusted individuals opine at will. Others comment. Very simple! Shall we commence? I think we shall.