Don't go huntin' turducken
you won't find such a bird.
There are no wild turducken,
the thought is just absurd.
There is no call to make,
no cluck, no gobble nor quack.
You can't drop one from your blind
and put him in your sack.
But if you find turducken
on your festive plate.
Give thanks to God almighty,
your hunger He will sate.
© 2006 Matthew Keough
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